Abardun may have been born several times before he actually started. He seemed to know different and random stuff about vague things which were separated by space, time and degrees of usefulness.Here he is at the limited coffee house in the planet blumdizz.
A: curator, can I have a pint?
Curator: I am not a curator and I don't serve alcohol, only coffee
A: I'll have a pint of coffee then..
Curator: where do you think you are jojo? Starbucks?
A: My name is abardun. Johjoh cannot really be a name. Starbucks I have none on me but I can give you some galacash from my galacard.
Curator:eh?
Abardun: ok to call me A for short
Curator: eh?
Abardun: what?
Curator: I don't follow you
Abardun: have you been thinking lately?
Curator: not enough to get thunk
Abardun: if you can't get thunk on coffee you might try getting drunk on whiskey
Curator: ihavent taken any liquids lately
Abardun: aren't you thirsty?
Curator: no I took a quench pill
Abardun: but they were banned from blumdizz 3000 years ago..
Curator: just curious as to why?
Abardun: it contained a substance that made you a really fat apparition if you were a female..temporarily..womens movements lobbied and lobbied and it was out.
Curator: curious..we've used it on earth as far as I can remember..I had stockpiles that I brought with me to blumdizz. Maybe I can sell some? Would it be akin to smuggling?
Abardun: Perhaps. The House Police never sleeps. If they find out they will redress you.
Curator: I've been redressed before. Earlier, I was an orator but they fined me 2000 galacash for being too glib. I used my galacredit card of course, to pay for it. Now to reverse the charge, I needed to work again. I applied to for a voluntary redressal and was succesful in being redressed as a curator at 2 galacash per milli light year.
Abardun: How odious..so what happens if you get redressed again?
Curator: I guess I will again become an orator but at a lower galasalary than 2 galacash per milli light year
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