Petty Woman

The male species I find to be very nuanced , and contrary to popular belief, far more complex than the female species. The latter i think can be rather simply yet exhaustively divided into two categories (accounting for 80 % of womanhood). The wonderwoman and the pettywoman.  Neither of these women are necessarily virtuous or filled with vice- it is mostly a state of mind predicated on the imagination of the pettywoman- who creates in her head the idea of a wonderwoman and then begins to hate the latter.

The evil that pettywomen do to wonderwomen out of plain jealousy: history has proven beyond doubt that such evil only results in resounding success for wonderwoman and utter failure for the pettywoman.

1) extreme reluctance in complimenting another woman for something she is undeniably impressed by or pleased with simply because she thinks it will make her own self feel less adequate

2) extreme vigor in complimenting another woman in front of a third woman that she thoroughly dislikes, to make said woman feel worse

3) extreme alacrity and officiousness in befriending another woman's friend in a malicious bid to undermine the existing friendship and make the woman feel less loved by her friend

4) spreading subtle slander about wonderwoman to neutral parties in order to prejudice and jaundice their view of her even before the first meeting

This 4 way test is more than sufficient for any woman to place themselves in either camp. Anyone who does not indulge in the above is already wonderwoman. I say to all women, the bar is really low so why not bank this accolade?